My Vagina is eight miles wide

This is going to be embarrassing I can tell. I have a habit of singing catchy chorus lines absent mindedly and the disturbingly anthemic "8 miles wide" from Storm Large is going to be troublesome in public spaces

"My vaginas eight miles wide, absolutely everyone can come inside!"

The song is in fact hilarious.

"even the hard core dykes love cock shaped sex toys"

Storms voice is truly wonderful, reminiscent of Diana Krall but with an actual attitude.

It's got a message and a pixeis reference, what more could you want. Be sure to check out the more lacklustre cover of "where is my mind" and the awesome "Ladylike (Rockstar Supernova)"


You can see it here.