Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Sacking of Professor David Nutt: Or Why British Drug Policy has nothing to do with the third Reich.

So the Daily mail has done it again. Hot on heels on Jan Moir's barely concealed hate speech against the "unnatural" (read homosexual) death of Stephen Gately. The venerable publication has once more proven how possible to dodge the mark of sanity.

I have just read A.N. Wilson's misguided response to the rather unceremonious sacking of Professor David Nutt. Professor Nutt finds himself on extended leave from his position as government drugs advisor after foolishly recommending both reclassifying cannabis and re-evaluating the actual harm threatened by ecstasy to its legion of users. Users whose main activity seems to be stampeding all over the countryside hugging one another in states of chemically induced bliss, ramblers beware.

Wilson has many issues with Professor Nutt's findings. Firstly he takes to task the scientific method used in the research leading up to the report. His damning accusation not being based on bad science or errors in methodology, but rather that the research was carried out...

"in a laboratory by an unimaginative academic relying solely on empirical facts.".

Discovering that research driving national policy might be a little unimaginative in execution surprised me a little less than Wilson. It seems Mr Wilson would prefer fantastical creatures in laboratories all over the country, carrying clipboards and wearing white coats. I hear the biggest barrier to Unicorns entering the sciences are troublesome undergraduates balancing test tubes on their horns for cheap laughs, hooves making removal slightly problematic but highly amusing.

I suspect that by using the term "unimaginative", Wilson was attempting to suggest that science is generally carried out by a dense lot, unable to think outside the box of their ivory towers. Reading up on recent advances in theoretical physics might not be a bad idea for him. Some really fantastic books have been written on the topic that might convince him that science still has some creative problem solving power left in it, and I doubt he would find it unimaginative.

Even so, people disagreeing with scientists is understandable, laudable even. It could be argued that science itself is the process of extended disagreement. The problem comes when this disagreement carries with it the expungement of information.

This ideal doesn't seem to be held up in government, especially considering this gem from the cavernous used car salesman leer of Alan Johnson, Home Secretary.

"You cannot have a chief adviser at the same time stepping into the public field and campaigning against government decisions. You can do one or the other, you can’t do both" 

It seems that times are darkening on this moistened green isle. You don't even need to burn books anymore. You can wipe out entire databases, if the information contained in them is undesirable.

With Professor Nutt Being a scientist, his findings being opposed to the party ideology should have no impact on any results published. It is clear that the last bastion of someone trying to defend something they suspect indefensible is attempting to remove the information from the debate. Luckily times are indeed a changing and the attempts to remove information tend to be met with an equal and opposite force. Ever hear of the Streisand Effect Home Secretary? Well you're living it now.

Not content to critisise scientists, Wilson smoothly segues into subtly accusing poor people of being uncontrollable substance abusers that need protecting from themselves.


"Try saying that ecstasy is safe in the sink estates of our big cities... to those who see, every single day, the devastation wrought not only on the youngsters themselves, but on whole communities by the casual abuse of drugs"


Not only does this smack of the sort of classism that I had hoped was unacceptable in British society today, it attempts to play on the fears that many people living in rich or poor areas have about their families safety. Suggesting that drugs are the source of all social disfunction is self-serving at best and more accurately described as manipulative propaganda.

Glossing over the champagne and cocaine parties happening in the more upmarket areas of the country, it is suggested that the lower classes of society are not eligible to be aware of the debate, much less have a say.

"It is one thing to argue Professor Nutt's case in a university common room or over a Hampstead dining table, but another to translate his arguments to murkier parts of our society".

Rich responsible people that take drugs and drink doesn't cause a problem. Don't worry about the banking system, it will be fine, just inject a little more quantitative easing. It's poor people, with their bad teeth, class A substances and dance parties. These are the people that are going to steal your money or mug your granny. The drugs make them do it and the drugs are bad.

It seems that if in fact rich people and poor people as groups both consume drugs, the problem Mr Wilson has isn't really with the drugs at all, it's with the poor people that consume them.

Finally Wilson goes for the big one. Swimming through the shallow muck of his outpouring, there is a comparison left standing that I really didn't expect him to resort to. The point in a debate where you know you have won it with out even trying. The argument that proves your opponent is dead in the water and they don't even know it. Accusing science as being legitimately at fault for the holocaust.

"The only difference between Hitler and previous governments was that he believed, with babyish credulity, in science as the only truth".

Just let that sink in for a moment. Say it with me. "The only difference between Hitler and previous governments was that he believed in science as the only truth."

The only difference.

I hope you get some hate mail from people with far too few relatives Mr Wilson. You surely deserve it.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Note to self

Watch Andrei Rublev by Andrei Tarkovsky & Russian Ark by Alexsandr Sokurov

Jenna says they are good.

Monday, November 02, 2009

"Everything's shiny, cap'n . not to fret!" Firefly reference in waves error report.

I like google wave, you can tell can't you!



'everything's shiny, cap'n . not to fret!' 
Unfortunately you'll need to refresh. 
Want to tell Dr. Wave what happened?


Certainly the best error message in the 'verse. Now if only they could get
a Dr. Horrible reference in there also we would be on to a winner.
Anyone seen any others? I did read there was a “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!” somewhere in there also but I haven't managed to reproduce that one yet.

How to create public waves

This post has been rewritten & republished on Associated Content where I thought someone might actually read it!


I am definitely enjoying this, google wave is like a little treasure trove of toys and ideas that are hiding just below the surface. Things are slightly creaky at the moment but that really is part of the pleasure of getting the chance of looking at something like this up front. 


Okay, so I just learned how to create a public wave. There is no button or specific function to make a wave public. The only way I have found to do it is to add public@a.gwave.com to your contacts list. 


To do this:
  •  Click the add contacts button which is a little plus. Type public@a.gwave.com into the Address field ignoring the warning "User does not have a Google Wave account" press Enter (the submit button is greyed out, this is ok, just roll with it)

  •  The public group will appear in your contacts list.


  • Drag this to any wave you want to make public





Caveat Lector

  • Public waves seem to get mobbed and over pretty quickly by people not quite understanding what is going on. There doesn't seem to be any access control yet as far as I can tell.
  • I haven't found a way to make it private again, once it's out it's out unless someone can correct me.
  • The first post you make is the title, and then away you go.



 People seem very willing to talk at the minute. It's really a lot of fun.


Edit--Publish Post


You can also add the bot easypublic@appspot.com which gets around some of the errors.

Finding public waves

Oh dear me, in my last post I talked about google wave and how it was likely that the power of it probably wouldn't become apparent until lots of people were using it.

Well if you already have a google wave account you can simply do a search for with:public to get a list of public waves in real time. I just did it and my head nearly exploded. As one twitterer put it "I already feel like I'm not waving but drowning"

If anything it reminds me of typing /list into an IRC client. I just nostalgiad over google wave. I really must be getting old. Perhaps the strangest thing is the apprent trend of D&D players using it as a medium to run table top games. Colour me impressed

Google wave invites

This post has been rewritten & republished on Associated Content where I thought someone might actually read it!

Invited to google wave

Okay, so yesterday, bleary eyed and clutching a mug of coffee I opened my email to find a bright shiny new google wave invite. Unless you have been dwelling under a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter for the past few months, you will probably know that google wave is the new product from google promising solve the many glaring omissions exist in the much loved, often maligned and frequently cursed method of communication known as email.

Actually wave is designed to do much more than that. While browser based communication technology has jumped ahead leaps and bounds over the last few years with Googles own gmail pushing the boundary of what email could be, Facebook making it entirely unnecessary to see anyone you know ever again and Myspace giving you the ability to make people gouge out their eyes at nearly any distance while accompanied by a catchy pop song, all of these platforms are lacking. Namely collaboration. Google wave promised to blur the boundary between communication and document, in fact Google makes the claim that google wave is equal parts conversation and document. Which in actual fact is not something that anyone has ever seen before outside excitedly scrabbling down notes on the back of beer mats in drunken bouts of creative passion.

So, I have watched the videos, read the articles, worked myself up to such a fever pitch of excitement that some people would question my sexual motives and then from out of the ether it arrives. A google wave invite. The last time I got this excited was when I got my google voice invite, only be crushingly disappointed on finding it was unavailable in the UK.

With palms sweating and fingers twitching I clicked the link, my breath exhaling slowly as the moment seemed to expand out into infinity. The page loaded and behold! I wasn't really sure what I was looking at.



I know this is unfair but I think that after the hype surrounding this launch I was expecting some sort of religious experience, and as usual I wasn't getting one. I am not criticising wave by any means. It's just that there is a problem, and that problem is I haven't got anyone to wave to. Imagine Facebook as one lonely page with just your lonely self writing status updates telling yourself what a great guy you are, not completely dissimilar to my blog in fact.

This is actually a serious point. The thing that will make or break this thing is people. When computers were first networked someone had the bright idea of being able to link pages together by joining the words between two documents. They called this hypertext and it was initially seen as a way to write non sequentially quite a while earlier than the computer, but the concept really came alive when networked machines become commonplace. It didn't seem obvious at the time but give a 1.6 billion people the ability to write non-sequentially and link each others work together then you find some pretty interesting emergent behaviour occurs. In fact the global network occurs.

Now update that a little. What google wave essentially offers is the ability to edit those documents in real time and use them as a form of conversation. Rather than a static pages being linked together, emails bouncing back and forth or even instant messages being sent in real time all of this comes together in one document. Combined with the playback facility that lets new participants to a wave being constructed by reviewing its history you are starting to see some pretty powerful properties of an essentially simple format.


Okay so back to my problem. I have nobody to wave to. I have twenty invitations to give out and I am willing to offer them to anyone who is will to help me test out what this new platform can do. Read that clearly, I am not just wanting to give them out to anyone so they can sit on them. I wan't to actually use this system and see what happens when you get a group of people communcating over it. If you're interested then leave a comment with your email address. Remember to obfuscate them a little otherwise you will likely get spidered and spammed. http://scr.im/ is a pretty good service for this. It's kind of like tiny url but for email addresses. If you're not interested yourself but know someone who would like to know where to get a google wave invite then feel free to point them in this direction

If I can get some people to try this out with me, and we notice some behavour in use that wouldn't neccessarly be apparent by poking around at the options then I might write a couple more posts on it. I think it would be really interesting to have a group of technology enthusiasts using wave to discuss wave.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Reddit founders are going, going, gone

Okay, pretty sad news for the reddit community. Spez and kn0thing, original founders of reddit are leaving this Halloween. Their contract is up and they are leaving for pastures greener. I have been on reddit for around three years now and through that time I have seen the user base expand massively, some interesting interface changes and an ever growing and somewhat lively community, I'm looking at you  /r/gonewild.


So with spez off to spend time with his lovely new wife, and kn0thing going of to work on breadpig.com what's left for reddit? Well the rest of the current staff are staying on thankfully but with speculation rife about reddit censorship I have to say I do feel a little uneasy.


Reddit has been criticized recently for its ever lowering comment standard and increasingly generic content. If this is all you see in reddit then I encourage you to make an account and visit the vast networks of sub-reddits that are available. These cover things like the previously mentioned "gonewild", the ever useful frugal and the increasingly incendiary Atheism and hundreds upon hundreds of others besides. These are vast networks of small communities built around shared common interests. I do admit that while sometimes this approach can set up boundaries between groups, it does create a sense of community in a what is fast becoming a megalopolis which is really kind of nice. This and this new xkcd comment order by best might just let the site continue to evolve positively into the future

If you want to see kn0thing speaking about leaving there is a thread here

Twitter lists are going to be interesting

So I popped myself on to twitter today and to my surprise I see quite a heavily promoted new feature “Twitter lists” I am obviously a little behind as this feature has been available to me for nearly fifteen days now.










At first glance the lists feature seems like a useful tool to organise your twitter feeds into meaningful categories, this seems like a good idea in itself. Sometimes I am just looking for tech tweets, sometimes I like to follow celebrities, authors and just the people I actually know. Sometimes really interesting things get completely lost in the noise.


Adding someone to a list seems pretty straightforward, go to their page and select “lists” from the menu above their posts and add them to a list. You can also add them directly from your following page.













So after you have made your lists what can you do with them? Well this is where it gets interesting. You can of course view your owns lists but assuming you have made any of your lists public then you can share lists with other twitter users. Be prepared to see some popular lists floating around with some really interesting people on them . This seems like a really useful way to get pre-packed lists of fascinating twitterati to follow without hunting around, searching and adding, although seem might argue that is the fun of twitter. If you think so then make your own list. Perhaps it will get a bit of a following. Of course with a single click someone can follow or unfollow your entire list.


I am guessing that the number of lists you appear on is going to be directly relevant to the amount of new followers you get so also expect some attempted gaming of this system. I am not to interested in what these techniques might be but I am never surprised at the resourcefulness of people after a little bit of traffic, notoriety or fun.


Yours and other users lists can be found at yourtwitterurl/lists here is mine with a few celebrities I follow both small and large http://twitter.com/FeersumEndjinn/famous-people


“Twitter lists” is currently trending pretty strongly with varied views on this new feature. Some people are moaning that it is going to cause segregation, some people “Just Wanted. More. God. Damn. Character.” Others just seem confused.


It does seem like facebook has had this feature for a long time, but the thing I particular like about twitter is the emergent behaviour of such a restricted system. It makes for some really interesting phenomena. I can't wait to see what people do with this. If you've got any suggestions or thoughts on  the new feature, please stick them in a comment.




Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Seiken Densetsu 3 Translation

If you have any interest in SNES RPGs then I urge you to grab the patch for Seiken Densetsu 3, unoffically known as the sequal to secret of mana. You can get the patch from the insanely dedicated neill corlett.

Sadly you are going to need something to patch, and for that you are on your own. Google is however your best friend 

Here is the first boss.



So far I am loving this game, a lot. I am going to play it through and write a review with some actual detail when I have finished it. I am just up to the second boss and while the story hasn't captured me in quite the same way Illusion of Gaia did it is showing potential. This mole is a bitch though.

Friday, October 23, 2009

DHTML Lemmings

Does what it says on the tin. Lemmings

Dave Dederer just did an AMA

Fantastic. Dave Dederer from The Presidents Of  The United States of America just did an ask me anything over at reddit.com. If your quick you can still make it!

It's like a party, but with translations.

Okay so this is interesting. It automatically translates from English to Japanese multiple times until it finds equilibrium in the switch. It's called translator party and you can see a result of the process below.

I entered:
I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God ."



After a few iterations it comes up with something like this.

"I have trouble with in the UK is going to meet the needs of my real riches of heaven. I also, as far as the eye of a needle, I have a lot of people please contact the following kingdom of God. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please tell Purizupurizumirakuda."



It would be really interesting to know who Purizupurizumirakuda was.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

I love xkcd

Okay, just saw this today. Not much to say about it apart that it's a very cute song that made me smile.

I printed out this comic when it first came out and stuck it on my wall. My girlfriend said it was stupid and took it down. Oh happy days.





I love XKCD

Animation by this guy, music by this lovely girl and all based on xkcd comic number 442

We all need a bit of perspective on how nice life really is sometimes.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

My Vagina is eight miles wide

This is going to be embarrassing I can tell. I have a habit of singing catchy chorus lines absent mindedly and the disturbingly anthemic "8 miles wide" from Storm Large is going to be troublesome in public spaces

"My vaginas eight miles wide, absolutely everyone can come inside!"

The song is in fact hilarious.

"even the hard core dykes love cock shaped sex toys"

Storms voice is truly wonderful, reminiscent of Diana Krall but with an actual attitude.

It's got a message and a pixeis reference, what more could you want. Be sure to check out the more lacklustre cover of "where is my mind" and the awesome "Ladylike (Rockstar Supernova)"


You can see it here.

Scribblenauts is fucking brilliant

See the title? The one just above here. That's all I need to say. I don't care who you are and what sort of games you like, if you own a DS and you don't have this game you might as well give it to someone who isn't going to squander the opportunity you're wasting.

You might have heard of scribblenauts. It's a game for the DS and it's insanely entertaining. It was only released in the UK recently so I have only just managed to get hold of the damn thing. The premise of the game is fairly simple. You have to collect "Starites" distributed one a level through various worlds. The interesting part of it comes with the method of collection. You can use anything you can type, absolutely anything.

The first thing you will try and do is trick it. Every single person I know instantly wrote "rape" which is childish and reflects badly on me, but more importantly doesn't work. The thing you type must be an object, not obcene and not copyright. Everything else is accounted for.

This in all honesty makes it easy to "cheat" after a fashion. Need to kill people? Black Hole, T-Rex, Death? Or do you want to get more creative and lure police over landmines with doughnuts?

I might update this post as I discover new things.

Okay, so the passage below is a fairly famous quote by Banksy. Reading it should create all kinds of feelings of impotent rage. Rage at the system, rage at the treatment of humanity by evil corporations and rage at the cowering government letting them get away with it. Well  thats what I went through my mind anyway. Go on, read it. Feel some righteous indignation.
“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.
You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.
Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.”
Felt good didn’t it, felt like you were right. Yeah! Fuck the corporations! YEAH!
Sadly as important things seldom are;  it’s not that simple. Here is an article written by a very funny man, although he is not being very funny this time. He is being down right miserable, and its kind of depressing.

Let’s admit it. Hypocrisy oils the wheels

The gist of it is that we are all bastards who really need to just kill ourselves. Although it is a little more nuanced than that I have to say. Normally David Mitchell is laughed at by a nation for pretending to be a twat on prime time television. He has done the uncomfortable thing of pointing out that most people are just pretending not to be a twat in real life, and instead of laughing at them he has just sort of shaken his head in a disappointed fatherly way making us feel guilty and a little bit dirty.
“Oil, trade, employment and money are important to us – and, by us, I mean we the people, not just they the politicians or business interests. What are the issues over which we citizens of a great liberal democracy have become really, seriously, exercised in the last decade? The environment? Zimbabwe? North Korea? No, the price of petrol, the recession, the money in our pockets, our jobs. That’s what we care about and the politicians know it. When there’s a controversial war, some nice, middle-class people go on an organised weekend stroll. When petrol is too expensive, lorry drivers blockade the major roads and the country grinds to a halt. Our leaders would have to be fools to take the former more seriously than the latter.”
I would love to call him a middle class twerp who doesn’t understand the real world. But  maybe I should look at myself a little more carefully before being suspiciously defensive. The case seems to be made that people want the car, the nice house and the flat screen television. Blaming it on the governments and corporations is just a way we can feel a little better about it.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

At first I was like ohhhhh….


But then I was allrrrighht…
Okay I saw this today and I have to say the look of pure joy on this kids face as he doesn’t grind his coccyx another couple of inches down to his spine is priceless.


Click this picture to go to imagevat.com  They seem to provide a good service and they are hosting this image.



I used to skate, I don’t anymore because I now have a healthy fear of that disgusting pain your feel when your ankles are pointing in a direction that nature never intended.
If on the other hand you do skateboard and you’re in the UK then you could do worse than going to give dawsey a hand with his community skate projects. For some reason he thinks damaging young children for life with bits of wood is “socially responsible”. I’m not sure I agree but the kids seem to like it and it stops them knifing each other I suppose. You can find him here, if ever sorts his site out.